I am Elham, an ordinary girl from the South of England, by day, and The Ham Master, a terrifying villain who's super power is sarcasm, controversial opinions and summoning Satan, by night.
I promise to spare you from my wrath of opinions and Sarcasm as long as you accept me in every form, including Satan and all
My superpowers and role as a villain aside, I promise I'm (kind-of) friendly.... ish
I enjoy writing, but I won't ever let anyone read what I've written
I like drawing, but no one can see what I've drawn
I like listening to music - it's okay.... I'll let you listen to the same music as me
I feel like I could really describe myself right now, but the only thing I actually know about myself is that I have too many opinions. In fact, I have so many opinions that I have now decided that I'm politically against having political opinions.
My life is a constant struggle between the things I'm meant to be thinking, the things I want to think, and the things I am thinking
No comments:
Post a Comment